Zombies are so cool!!! They are my favorite monster of all time. Now in case of an impending zombie attack, there are 5 things that you NEED to know:
1. Organize before they rise
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Cut off their heads!
4. Blades don't need reloading...
5. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, and keep alert!
I think that zombies are cool because in a way they are a metaphor for disease. Also, people realize what is truly important in life. People are able to see the difference between just surviving and really LIVING.
The end.
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ReplyDeletehokay. so lemme rant at you:
ReplyDeletea) i could not find the "new post" button and therefore have been forced to write my blog as a comment on kristens'
b) have you realized how effing hard those security/verification questions are now? you know the ones where you have to spell the word that's weirdly written? they used to be easy but now they're really getting out of hand. they pick the longest, most unheard word- they must be made up - and then write in a three year olds crooked font. the fact that that's "security" or "verification" (WHAT ARE YOU VERIFYING? MY BULLSHIT DETECTORS?) makes me want to throw my computer at something sharp, fragile, and expensive.
c) the whole process of actually getting to this blog has taken so much energy already that i don't even want to rant anymore, but
d) it is time, people, let's take "gay" back. for too long our generation has abused its meaning. remember the days when it used to mean "happy"? cause i don't (considering that was way back in the 1930s with their "jalopys" and their "hoochy-cooch", and and their "bees knees", but i digress). but come on, why can't i be gay and straight? how come i can't gayly skip to school? how come we can't have a gay old time together?
we've heard it everywhere, "you're so gay" or "that's gay". it's not even funny hearing someone call a heterosexual person a homosexual as a put-down, and it's even less funny when a) a homosexual person is present and takes offense, naturally, or b) the heterosexual person is actually homosexual. either way you look like a (pard my french) dick, stepping into a syrupy mess of awkwardness. so let's bypass this situation and bring the old "gay" back, eh? any takers?
e) sorry kristen for taking up your killer zombie page.