Eat baby Eat

Many people cannot manage to competitively eat. It is an art; do not misunderstand, I am no pro, but I am no novice either. To put my skills bluntly, one day after a crew practice, I ate the "big green" at lous in under twenty minutes. Then i proceeded to "gank" food from unsuspecting gossipers. in my defense, who cares enough about who someone might like, to not notice me "sniping bacon and hash browns."

Any who, when talking about true competitive eating, I fall by the waste side. several heroes in the food eating world include, Kobayashi and Joe Chestnut. Both have done several things to take note and require awe. Joe does the unheard of; he drains a gallon of milk in under 42 seconds. How can anyone challenge him after seeing that? Well, Kobayashi challenges a grizzly bear to a hotdog eating contest. Naturally he loses, I mean its an adult grizzly, but he challenged a bear. How much more epic can you be than test your skillz verse a monster.

Anther blunt realization is you cannot feel that same "hunger" watching other sports, sometimes you can satiate yourself on the food channel or watching Iron chef, but its just not the same, its like asking someone for a coke and getting a pepsi, its lacking.

-just another impressed fan