Becoming Famous

We all aspire to be famous. However, our paths leading to that fateful day of reckoning all take different paths. For me, I found my fame in video games. I play a game called Warcraft III, its not World of Warcraft, but a RTS (real time strategy). No I’m sorry I never got addicted to warCRACK, anyhow my story begins on a late, dark night over the summer. The hour was around 3 am and the room boomed with “I gotta feeling.” I was on my game and had just finished “pwning” several noobs. The next game however I was playing with an ally (another person). The game was getting difficult and it seemed as if we would lose. It came down to one final battle, where I microed(controlled units to prevent them from dying, yet keeping them packing dps (damage per second)) ridiculously well. We ended up prevailing and the “kid” (possibly 40 year-old I was playing with) began to praise me with the highest of honors. Saying things like “Are you korean?” and “We just OWNED them.” My story does not end here however, my account name is known on warcraft, people know who I am. When I enter a game I don’t just get the usual “wassup” I get the “please play with me, give me tips.” Most importantly I tell them nothing making sure that the next night there will be ample noobs to pwn. Some people think that beating people who are worse than you at a game would get tiring, I never tire. I feel I have a role in the video game world, to make sure that if a noob is in a game, that they lose, and that they are told to "UNINSTALL! NOOB!".