How Hanover, New Hampshire Will Crumble

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Call me twisted, but after the football game the other nite, there was something in the air, I thought, as I looked across the old soccer field towards town at that huge fire, burning through the silhouetted trees. I think - yes, yes i did have one of those glimpses into the future. For a split second, i saw the ruins of hanover. Or, the making of ruins, considering Hanover was completely engulfed in flames. Its definitely going to happen during an alumni bonfire; the fire will spread like fire (derp) - i don't know how, maybe some drunk dartmouth kid pulls out a burning stake from the fire (which will most likely grow over the years) and the whole thing topples on hanover like jenga, who knows? - and this LOTR preciousness that is Hanover, will come to an end.
HOWEVER! the TRUE dartmouth smartiespantzes, the ones who will emerge alive from the fireproof-library long after the city has crumbled, will peeeeeeer out from behind those thick books, and rebuild. Dartmouth, New Hampshire, they'll call it. NO ONE will pay attention as they cross the street, fore it's the first law of Dartmouth, New Hampshire. Secondly, 99 rocks music (its' buttrock, emocore, sadness, screamo preserved) will control all airwaves with a stranglehold. BAH. Dartmouth security, sick of playing "cops", claims dictatorship first over the upper valley, then the world?!? BAHH. All the while, we'll be the graduating class of 3013 at Dartmouth High School. BAAAAAHHH. deep thoughts, deep sigh.