I'll be surprised if anyone gives me this.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
The Dream
This coming weekend, my two brothers and I are embarking on a monumental journey. We have planned to trek to West Lebanon and make our first stop at Taco Bell. At this mexican taqueria, I plan to purchase the famous Cheesy Gordita Crunch, merely one whole dollar and a fifty-cent coin. From there, we're heading to McDonald's where I'll find myself putting down a few clams for their salty and unhealthy french fries. Keep in mind that I will not begin eating until I have gathered all of my food. After McDonald's, we'll scoot over to Burger King, which I prefer, and I'll throw up a few mandarins for the incredible Rodeo Burger. This healthy sandwich is made up of a hearty burger and fresh Vermont cheese topped with homemade onion rings and barbeque sauce. Finally, our last stop will be at Wendy's for a chocolate frosty and the thrifty 5 piece chicken nuggets. After completing this dream, we will park our bodies and begin a feast... a feast greater than Thanksgiving, Christmas and a Birthday Dinner combined. Most good indeed.
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Good luck, sir. It's only a festive outing if you can keep it all down.
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