SKILLS THAT KILLS

I don't brag much, so here goes:

I rock. When it comes to owning at things that have no use but goofing off, I win. Let's take iMovie for example. I own. GAME OVER

Garageband? MISH MASH AND SPLASH I have a BALLIN' tune and PHAT rhymes in less than half an hour.

BUT those programs are child's play. What's REALLY fun to POWN FACE with is Photoshop. Less than an hour of work and I photoshop some RANDOM kid into a group picture and it looks SEAMLESS. CLONE STAMP TOOL, BACKGROUND ERASER. EDIT, LAYER OPTIONS, DROP SHADOW, INNER GLOW. GAUSSIAN BLUR. BALL UP. Shift+apple+N and I have ANOTHER LAYER. Maaaaaaan that's like TEN LAYERS. I just adjust opacity, Bevel and Emboss and BOOM. Another ten minutes and I PHOTOSHOP SOMEONE'S ARM AROUND HIM. BALL UP. I change the foreground color to PURPLE and add CLOUDS. Now we're BALLIN GOOD IN THE HOOD. My council poster's last year? I perfectly morphed myself onto Richard Nixon's head. I can stick Chewbacca's head on my body and laugh at that for hours. I can take a Paul Pierce photo and THROW IT ON THE GROUND. I THREW THE CAKE TOO.

I fenced my fencing coach and won. TWICE.

I'll go back to being meek now.