Monday, December 3, 2012

Zombies?

Okay so I really just want to write about zombies and how people would respond to an apocalypse.
In my eyes, this is probably the most likely occurrence for an "End of the world scenario". I will just start by giving a little bit of background over my appreciation of zombies. 
1) I watch the walking dead, so I assume that means I can survive any type of zombie that comes at me be it a fat zombie, or a female zombie with no legs
2) I have watched 28 days and 28 weeks later which are pretty much the best zombies ever made as is
3) I'm not a dumb ass and would do what's right in case of a zombie apocalypse

Honestly the most frustrating thing for me in these shows and movies is that the people refuse to kill the person who has been bitten EVEN THOUGH they know that their friend/loved one/baby etc. will eventually turn into a flesh eating monster. How does that make any sense? Obviously you don't want to say goodbye to your loved ones, but it is going to happen under normal circumstances and so realistically they should just kill them in order to save pain from themselves and everyone around them.

My survival plan: The zombie apocalypse is upon us! Everyone is panicking and saying how much they hate life; I don't panic, I sack up and go buy as many weapons and supplies as possible. The more ammunition and supplies you get, the better prepared you will be. Also, in colloboration with this, you will actually potentially have a little bit of fun before your life comes to an awful ending.

My 2nd step would be to find a person who would be willing to take me out on a boat, and I would ship out and drop anchor a little bit offshore and enjoy the ocean breeze and have some nice drinks will on the main land people are panicking. I would use this vantage point to kill off as many zombies as I could, and attempt to save as many lives as possible.

My 3rd step, okay so the world is overrun by zombies, everyone is dead and I'm on a boat. Okay... will I guess it's time now to go onto land and scavenge for supplies and attempt to save people... and you know, in process just dominate as many zombies as possible. 

Essentially, my plan proceeds and it includes trying to help as many people as possible, not being a donkey, and surviving. 

If you guys want to help me out and want to survive, you probably should join me. Going to hold up in a walmart at some point because it has everything.


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