Dear Mr. Bourne...

This serves as both a letter and a blogpost, because I should make up doubly for complete screwing up this assignment. I could go on about how I have a major assignment due in every one of my classes (even Chorus), but the fact of the matter is I'm certain you don't care about that sort of thing. That being said, I do hope you grade this with full credit (why wouldn't I?) but if you don't, I do understand. I just feel like I owe you an apology for getting this to you so late.

-Cas

P.S. So that there's some creativity to this letter/blogpost, here's a quote from Rick Read (my interviewee) in the form of a meme.

(actually pictured: Rick Read)