Things on the team that just chap the hide, Vol I

I'll start with the warm up, because this is where each practice or game begins. The usual talk during dynamic stretching consists of 100% fantasy football smack talk. I used to be vehemently opposed the topic during soccer practice, as I believed it could detract from our team's focus on the tasks at hand. Now however, after taking the West Division by storm behind the strong performances of Tom Brady and Steven Ridley, I gotta be honest: fantasy football gets me pumped. After my shocking victory over the powerful Liam Gantrish, my timidness went into the phonebooth and my super confidence burst out with a red cape on. Anyway, I love fantasy football nowadays, and my 3-2 record after a magical autodraft is icing on the cake.