Bitter excitment

Today at my moms work, I got the most important phone call ever in the history of time. Twirling around in my mothers comfortable chair, the phone rings. It's my sister Amber. Someone I have not talked to in ages. I hear giggles, sighs. I finally figure out that it isn't just my sister Amber on the phone, it is also Jade, and her boyfriend Nick. I am excited, I have never "three way'd" with my sisters before. 

"Coke?"

"yeah, whats going on?".

"well Nick and I have something to tell you." I can't quit tell if it is good or bad. I really want to know what is going on, so I ask the unasked. "ok what do you need to tell me?"

" I am pregnant"

Pausing for ten fifteen seconds I finally realize what she had said to me. 

"shut up!!"

I have never been more excited in my life before. I can't wait to be an aunt. It is going to be very exciting. The baby is due on my birthday. I can tell you this. If that baby has the same birthday as me. We are going to have some problems. ;)