After traversing the mountains of Azerbaijan in nothing but a simple loincloth and my trusty crocodile skin boots, I have decided I am ready. It is my time to climb. My ability to lead a climb is second to none, I show no fear when bouldering the likes of the Eiffel Tower, and the calluses on my hands are so impenetrable that I am no longer able to write by hand. My interpreter, Alfonse, is actually transcribing this for your reading pleasure while I am currently hooking and clawing my way up Everest. If I could give you, humble reader, the smallest bit of advice to become a great climber like me someday, it would be to join Climbing Club every Friday after school at the UVAC swim center for some great climbing fun. Practice makes perfect and perfect makes me.
- Benjamin Ralston Daniel IV
P.S. Its just a prank bro
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Good prank Daniel, very well thought out.
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