Fame

Would you like to be famous? My gut reaction says "yeah, of course." but reality says something else. Fame comes with tremendous exceptions, responsibilities, restrictions and maintaining ones fame. Let's take a look at a day in the life of a celebrity...how about Taylor Swift.

1 am - Wake up in a cold sweat. Exceptions are getting to her head, pressures, relationships. Those nudes that went up and were taken down within hours thanks to her great social media curators. Taylor forces half of bottle of sleeping medication down before falling back asleep.

6 am - Taylor wakes up feeling as fresh as ever after another great drug induced sleep

7 am - Breakfast time! She eats her recommend breakfast curated by her dietitian: Half a banana, and a shot of a grotesquely colored nutrition shake.  

8 am - No concerts today so she's gotta pop down to the studio to get creative and work on her new album!

12 am - after hitting a creative block she called down her special squad of DJ's and producers including the up and coming hit DJ Gangstaboi to write her album for her.

4 am - 10 hot new tracks recorded. Taylor disagreed with the direction that the producers wanted the album to go but was convinced to let it go after the owner of her record label told her "Listen to me...I own you b***h"

10 pm - Goes down town to check out the party scene. Before snorting some cocaine in the back room surrounded by male strippers her manager informers her that he can't allow that type of behaviour to happen. Taylor has no control.