Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Reddit AskReddit: My Response

Q: What is your quietest act of rebellion?

A: I have a couple very quiet rebellious acts, most of which are small enough to not be noticeable but large enough to show my true rebellious spirit. First, I have a friend whose Mom is trying to loose weight but she insists on having her daily dose of diet coke. Now, as we all know, diet coke is really bad for the body as it contains chemicals in the place of sugar and does not sit well in the stomach. So, in order to remedy the situation, every time I open their fridge I open the diet coke bottle and poor it down the drain, recycle the liter bottle, then smile to myself.

Additionally, although the law requires me to wear shoes when I drive, I frequently drive without shoes. Since the cops can't see me not wearing shoes, they will never know both that I was breaking the law and my pure satisfaction of driving with no shoes.

Finally, as my final act of rebellion, I mix decaf coffee in with my parents regular coffee so they do not get as much caffeine in the morning. I'm told this is pure evil.

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