Halloween

I am looking very forward to halloween this year; I already have a costume prepared. This year, I am going as superman. It's a tight blue muscle suit with a red thong - I am going to be looking hot. However, I am slightly hesitant to go door to door asking for candy. This uncertainty is not due to my tight and embarrassing clothes, but due to the fact that I will be trick-or-treating with five year olds surrounding me. I will feel guilty, knowing that I am taking candy away from these innocent little kids, but it's a dog eat dog world out there. Herbert Spencer once said, "it's the survival of the fittest." I am stronger than these kids, quicker these kids, and I have a better costume than these kids. I am sick and tired of people telling that I am too old for halloween; I love the hate, gives me a new purpose. This year, when I arrive at the doors and they say, "how old are you? You're too old." I will laugh at these questions, and will rudely grab a handful of candy, despite the sign above the candy telling me to grab only one. 

This halloween has the potential to be the most phenomenal halloween ever. I am going be bring home several pillow cases of candy, because I am willing to run over any little kid that is standing in my way. I have yet to decide whether or not I will be going by myself, but either way, it's going to be an awesome and memorable time.