Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Na No Wi Mo Part 1


The alley way old. Not necessarily dark, but the age seemed to have some way of blocking the sun. Large grey concrete buildings, with few lights on stood on the side. The street was empty, and a single trafic light at the end, changed colors mournfully, as if hoping someone, someday would need it. There were very few cars on the side of the road, old vans, or perhaps other smaller ones. Trees, planted in a civic manner were along the sidewalk, slumped, leaves, already shedding in the fall air, swished along the edges of the buildings, or scutteled like crabs through through the concrete beach.
But then, a change. A car came down the street, obaying all speed laws, despite the fact that it could have done a hundred, and not a single policemen in the world could find it in himself to care about it. It slinked down the street, as if the driver didn’t want to be seen. It was seen anyway. A man watched it from one of the buildings. He wore a gas mask over his mouth, the rest of his head carefully wrapped in bandages. A motorcycle helmet thats jawstrap had been hacked off was also on his head, covering the rest of his face. A scarf was wrapped around his neck, but a tiny bit of it was visable. There were more bandages., He also wore a long coat, which hung around his body as if it was on a hat stand. His arms were crossed, and on his hands he wore ski gloves, thick puffy things. He stood straight up, and he wore a pair of dusty khacki pants. On his feet was a pair of neatly polished shoes, also slightly dusty. He spoke, and his voice was muffled by the gas mask. “She’s coming up. Get the door.” There was whine and he turned, then gave a muffled sigh. “And put some damn pants on.”

The whole building felt like a parking lot. The stairs were concrete, the railings were industrial iron, and small rubber mats were put down stairs. The doors seemed to seperate the hallway from the rest of the buildings, and all were different. But after a few floors of stairs and uncomfortable lights, she came to a wooden door with small brass plaque on it. The plaque read “Alan and Phil: Professional, Discreet, Licenced Practitioners.” She knocked tentativly, and the it was pulled open. In front of her was a beaming man, with scruffy blond hair and a no beard. He was wearing a hawian shirt, gym shorts, and 3 pairs of socks. He smiled. “Alan Pendragon, professional investigator.” He motioned with his arm. “Come on in.”

The room was not as she was expecting, a pigsty, and neither was it a occult library. Instead, it gave the feeling that half furniture came from Sweden, or had been stolen from a expensive hotel. Half was neat and overly tidy, a gentlemens study, the other more like a collage dorm. There was a desk, a TV, some chairs. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the man who had introduced himself as Pendragon discretly push some magazines under a couch.

“Er, I was told over the phone that you deal with unusual problems....” The was a muffled voice and she gave a start. “Yes, we do.” There was a man at the desk, even though she hadn’t seen him a second ago. He spoke again. “Please excluse my unusual appearence. I was involved in a incedient a few years ago that crippled my immune system, and despite my eventual restoration, my appearence is quite unappealing, and so I wear these.” He motioned toward the gas mask and ski helmet. “My skin is also quite sensative to light, and other stimuli. I find it helps to explain my unusual appearence before meeting with a client.”

“I am Phil Newton, please take a seat. And how may we help you today?”

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Week 11 NFL Predictions

Colts @ bye - This is going to be a tough match up for Indy. Painter will have to face the practice squad in extra scrimmages. He'll be lucky to throw no interceptions against these guys. But, maybe the Colts can use this match up to implement a simpler offense that Painter actually understands.

Jets @ Tim Tebow - If anyone can stop the run heavy offense in Denver, its the Jets.
26-10 Jets.

TB @GB - Aaron Rodgers is too good, 43-10 Pack Attack.

Carolina @ Detroit - Cam Vs. Fairley part 2, Lions win and break their skid. 18-15.

Jax @ Cle - Both teams have nothing on either side of the ball. Please, don't watch this game. Neither team scores 0-0

Oak @ Min - AP vs Darren McFadden. Ultimately Oakland's depth wins this game for them. 31-21

Buffalo @ Miami - Miami gets off to another quick start and is up 17-0 at halftime, but no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. 21-17 Buffalo.

Cowboys @ Redskins - Tony Womo vs. Grossman, and John Beck. Demarco Murray dominates this game, he runs all over the skins D for 200 yds and 4 tds. 51-0 Boys. Oh yeah, and the Boys drop Felix Jones immediatley after the game, he had one touch and 1 fumble.

Cincy @ Baltimore - The Ravens can only seem to beat the Steelers this year. Dalton and Aj Green torch the Ravens D, 21-7 Bengals.

Arizona @ San Fran - This is a kickers game, Akers is on fire. 12-3 niners.

Seattle @ St. Louis - Lynch runs wild on the Rams. 23-7 Seahawks.

Tenn @ ATL - CJ decides to show up, 27-25 Titans.

Super Chargers @ Da Bearsh - Interception fest '11 10 total picks between the two teams. 3 of them in the red zone, 27-7 Bears.

Eagles @ G MEN - Eli Manning is the luckiest QB in the NFL, Eagles lead by 14 with 5 minutes left, until Eli channels his inner Peyton and leads the game winning drives. 17-14 G MEN.

KC @ NEP - Maybe the worst Monday Night game yet, and there have been some bad ones. NEP by 41.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Electronic Blizzard

Blizzard: The word brings to mind, in most people, a snow storm. In another slightly less social and well groomed group however, it brings up thought of what is one of the biggest gaming juggernauts. It created a Starcraft, a game played professionally around the world for thousands of dollars on the line. It created Warcraft, a RTS masterpiece that created the world that is known today simply as WOW. World Of Warcraft.
Yet for all of this Blizzard seems to be losing its touch. Starcraft has been filled with issues with the company, arguments over LAN play, and balance changes. Diablo 3 will have the ability to sell and buy in game items with real money, a fact that already has would be fans in conniptions. WOW has lost over 800,000 subscribers since 2010. Stock is down 5%.
The real question is: Why? Why is a company that is loved by it's fans doing so badly? Heres a hint: it may have something to do with a second company, the one that merged with Blizzard in 2008: Activision.
Activision is best known as the publisher for the Call of Duty series. Yet, the company seems to have little desire to really do much. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, despite being billed as the most anticipated game of all time, is already drawing criticism. The games crash screen shows "Modern Warfare 2" has crashed. The website had a variety of grammar and spelling errors. This was not a blog post, this was a multi-million marketing campaign, and yet someone spelled "which" "witch". The servers have crashed. Fans have noticed that building in the previous game were directly reused!
The modern public game company is under pressure to churn out games every single year, with only 1 year for design, bug testing, and other issues. The make these games both for top of the line computers, and 7 year old consoles. But such a schedule leaves no room for innovation, or interesting gameplay. Is it any wonder BF3 and MW3, both are almost the same game?
All points aside, the few WOW players I talked to who quit, were angry about the change in the difficulty. Monsters got easier, players got stronger, and suddenly anyone could get all the items, and gold, and acheivements. When everyone is special, no one is.
Blizzard has not marketed to the casual gamer. Starcraft? 1 misclick can lose you the game. Diablo? Don't die, you can kiss some EXP goodbye. Warcraft DOTA? I have never heard so much profanity about mistakes.
The point is, game companies seem to be looking out and thinking that casual gaming is the next big thing. Well, Zynga beat them to it. Will Blizzard become the epic giant it once was?

The next WOW expansion will allow you to play as a panda monk. (Think Kung Fu Panda) You will be able to collect and battle pets. (Think Pokemon)

I'll let you decide.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

NFL week 9 predictions

Miami @ KC - Two terrible teams face of in a matchup to suck for Luck. Miami wins this one 17 with 17 points to KCs 21, (Jackie Battle get excited and scores on the final play of the game after breaking 5 tackles).

ATL @ Indy - Harry Douglas torches the Indy secondary for 4 tds and 150 plus yards. ATL wins 42-7

TB @ NO - The Saints cant comeback after getting beat by the Rams. Tampa win 31-10.

JETS @ Buffalo - No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. After trailing 8-0 at halftime (4 safeties for the Jets and -14 total yards for both teams) The Bills win 31-8.

Seattle @ Big D - Demarco Murray runs all over the seattle defense. Boys 27-3.

Browns @ Texans - Texans beat the offense-lacking Browns, 10-3.

49ers @ Redskins - DC doesn't have a QB, John Beck and Rex Grossman don't count no matter how many yards they throw for. Alex Smith is finally showing why the niners drafted him. 49ers win 24-7

Cincy @ Tennessee - This is a sad game, after CJ gets bench for not gaining any yards on his first 5 carries, Javon Ringer lights up Cincy for 3 tds and 180 yards. Titans win 27-6.

Tim Tebow @ Oakland - Tim Tebow wins on a jump pass that is deflected back to Tim Tebow who runs into the endzone in OT to win 6-0 (Tim Tebow missed the XP).

Super Bowl 42 rematch Gmen @ NEP - David Tyree gets called up and make a big catch on third down at the 50 yard line to keep a late drive alive. Then Mario Manningham catches a TD with 30 seconds left. 17-14 G MEN.

Rams @ Arizona - Two bad teams playing good football. Arizona 27 Rams 24.

Green Bay Packers @ The Supah Chagahs - Philip rivers fumble 3 time, and Billy Volek leads the game winning drive to win 14-10.

Ravens @ Stillers - Total combined offense - 2 yards. Ravens win 4-2.

Daa Bearsh @ The Igles - Cutler is sacked 30 times and loses a total of 300 yards. Eagles win 14-0 on two pick sixes by Asante Samual and Chris Gocong.