Thursday, November 18, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Far too much
Weather Musings
letter
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Squirrel Story
Even through his dreams he felt the deep vibration. It was coming. Sammy Squirrel snapped his eyes open and sniffed the harsh spring air. The sun hung low in the sky and as he unfurled his bushy tail, he shivered. The frosted branch under his toes hurt. He had to leave his tree to find food otherwise the squirrels would steal the best nuts and seeds. But, it was coming. He could hear its faint screech. He had to go; he couldn't move. His breathing sped up, his pupils dilated. "Go now! Go now!" cried a voice in his head. He stared in horror as he viewed other squirrels flocking around the hazelnut tree across the tracks. Wait any longer and he wouldn't eat. Honk Honk! He could see its steel grotesque. His peanut brain's fight or flight response came, and in that moment, he raced across the tracks. HONK. As he fell into the gaze of its blinding eyes, he became disorientated and fell over. He knew it was over and squeezed his eyes close. The conductor saw the skinny gray squirrel limp ahead and threw on the brakes. The train screamed in protestation but couldn't stop in time. When he felt a slight bump, he knew the squirrel was dead. "Stupid frickin' squirrels," he muttered.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Checkboxes
Monday, November 1, 2010
NBA Analysis Part two
Letter #3
Dear Chris Paul a.k.a CP3,
You were my first round pick in fantasy basketball this year, and I would like to thank you for putting up good numbers this week. When picking my team, there were lots of options the first round, but when it came down to it you were my main man. I know you were selected 4th overall in your draft class, and I thought you’d like to know I took you 3rd overall because you’re ill. I have always admired your commitment to your team, and ability to score points for yourself as well as spread the love with assists aplenty (I read that you have averaged 10.0 assists per game). In this year in particular, with lots of big-power loaded teams like the Celtics and that other team from Miami, I’ll be cheering for you and your team all the way, and I think with your selfless play and great teamwork abilities you will bring your team far. A question though, I saw a video online of you, Lebron James, Dwight Howard, Deron Williams, and Chris Bosh eating in a gas station, and you made a comment about slims jims and Wendy’s. I was wondering if as a professional athlete you have to watch what you eat, or if you can just eat whatever you want and you just exercise and work out so much that it doesn’t matter?
John Staiger